9½ tbsp of bird

9½ tbsp of bird

every time you fucking clowns put that stupid post about emily gwen on my dash im sending them $5

gwendolynewood:

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the kiss!

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moonlit-aura:
“omghotmemes:
“No, no it isn’t.
”
this gif is perfectly timed because it gives you enough time to read it, comprehend it, and still have this too-long-for-comfort moment of suspense before being punched square in the solar plexus
”

moonlit-aura:

omghotmemes:

No, no it isn’t.

this gif is perfectly timed because it gives you enough time to read it, comprehend it, and still have this too-long-for-comfort moment of suspense before being punched square in the solar plexus

(via mx-molin)

charlottan:

College should cost two dollars and then when you graduate everyone apologizes for wasting your time

(via gardensandghosts)

orange-plum:

orange-plum:

Not that I condone violence, but… something something, Supreme Court justices…

I’m starting to condone violence. Something, something, Elon Musk…

(via gardensandghosts)

septimusprime:

They call me millions knives cos that’s how many knives it takes me to make a sandwich cos I keep putting them in the fuckin sink

(via tinydragondreamer)

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

I’m never going to have coding problems again

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you Aregoingto. listen to my problems.

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(via miscmagpie)

swesq21:

zzoupz:

castratedvader:

thank you lgbt people who are into horror

thank you lgbt people who creates the horror

thank you lgbt people who are the horror

(via ispyspookymansion)

treesofgreen:

dracomalfoyofficial:

g0thcats:

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft

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the-swift-tricker:

no one:

tumblr: guys is it kinda punk to not be punk in the slightest?

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rhymingwithpurple:

Yeah sorry I’m a little busy right now I’m walking on my knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting

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unniebeans:

vampireautism:

vampireautism:

also before it starts to happen: if i see a single person calling july “gay wrath month” or saying “we deserve a second one” it is ON SIGHT. that is DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH. abled queers i will run you over with my wheelchair if you so much as reblog one of those comments.

hello! reblog this version instead!

Hello! Disabled person here. Did you know those of us declared legally disabled and collect SSI and benefits are barred from getting married? Yep! I’m also queer so this isn’t hate at all, it’s a call to action: if you love marriage equality, come help us fight for ours.

(via gardensandghosts)

plantsarebetterthanhumans:
“chillcrafting:
“ bubblybulbasaur:
“ themightydeerlord:
“ transenbyhollis:
“Minecraft animals are peak aestheticism. Nothing has ever filled me with such simple yet total delight
” ”
Effervescent means full of bubbles wtf...
plantsarebetterthanhumans:
“chillcrafting:
“ bubblybulbasaur:
“ themightydeerlord:
“ transenbyhollis:
“Minecraft animals are peak aestheticism. Nothing has ever filled me with such simple yet total delight
” ”
Effervescent means full of bubbles wtf...

plantsarebetterthanhumans:

chillcrafting:

bubblybulbasaur:

themightydeerlord:

transenbyhollis:

Minecraft animals are peak aestheticism. Nothing has ever filled me with such simple yet total delight

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Effervescent means full of bubbles wtf does this mean

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effervescent

(via phantomhydeoftheopera)

faggot-friday:

faggot-friday:

faggot-friday:

faggot-friday:

YES I’M GAY:

faGgot

dykAe (the a is silent)

trannY

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i may be stupid

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you shut your whore mouth

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i won’t hesitate bitch

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bjornkram:

Everybody say “Thank you trans bears!” 🤎🧡💛🤍🖤

(via phantomhydeoftheopera)

normal-ghost:

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED “Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat”]

[I REMOVE A SECOND CONTAINER LABELLED “Fairy apples do not eat (Autumn Court)]

[I APPROACH THE BLENDER]

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my beloved mutual, were you aware that you’re the funniest person on the planet?

(via phantomhydeoftheopera)